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pastelmorgue: theoneguyoverthere: hangthecode: Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl.  (via) Jack Sparrow just got way cooler. BABE
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pastelmorgue: theoneguyoverthere: hangthecode: Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl.  (via) Jack Sparrow just got way cooler. BABE
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pastelmorgue: theoneguyoverthere: hangthecode: Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl.  (via) Jack Sparrow just got way cooler. BABE
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pastelmorgue: theoneguyoverthere: hangthecode: Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl.  (via) Jack Sparrow just got way cooler. BABE
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pastelmorgue:

theoneguyoverthere:

hangthecode:

Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl. 

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Jack Sparrow just got way cooler.

BABE

37-burgundy-wolverines: bethisa221bee: wholet: aro-rusco: themanwhocantdie: missargent: wonderfulnonsense: I wonder if the Doctor keeps throwing it out into black holes or something but it keeps reappearing in really passive-aggressive places. #in the shower #on his favorite tea cup #in his coat pocket #one morning he wakes up after throwing it into a particularly vicious black hole #and the manual is splayed open across his face #’IGNORE ME NOW I DARE YOU’ #Materialises on the ceiling and then just falls on top on his head at some point #appears on his chair #in the air conditioning #READ ME DOCTOR READ ME #it materialises inside a bag of crisps #like he goes to eat some crisps #but NOPE TARDIS MANUAL #replaces his favourite shirt or something #Sexy’s unnumbered attempts to get him to OPEN THE DOORS CORRECTLY #and TURN OFF THE BRAKES ^ page number one just says PULL TO OPEN in enormous letters
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37-burgundy-wolverines: bethisa221bee: wholet: aro-rusco: themanwhocantdie: missargent: wonderfulnonsense: I wonder if the Doctor keeps throwing it out into black holes or something but it keeps reappearing in really passive-aggressive places. #in the shower #on his favorite tea cup #in his coat pocket #one morning he wakes up after throwing it into a particularly vicious black hole #and the manual is splayed open across his face #’IGNORE ME NOW I DARE YOU’ #Materialises on the ceiling and then just falls on top on his head at some point #appears on his chair #in the air conditioning #READ ME DOCTOR READ ME #it materialises inside a bag of crisps #like he goes to eat some crisps #but NOPE TARDIS MANUAL #replaces his favourite shirt or something #Sexy’s unnumbered attempts to get him to OPEN THE DOORS CORRECTLY #and TURN OFF THE BRAKES ^ page number one just says PULL TO OPEN in enormous letters
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37-burgundy-wolverines: bethisa221bee: wholet: aro-rusco: themanwhocantdie: missargent: wonderfulnonsense: I wonder if the Doctor keeps throwing it out into black holes or something but it keeps reappearing in really passive-aggressive places. #in the shower #on his favorite tea cup #in his coat pocket #one morning he wakes up after throwing it into a particularly vicious black hole #and the manual is splayed open across his face #’IGNORE ME NOW I DARE YOU’ #Materialises on the ceiling and then just falls on top on his head at some point #appears on his chair #in the air conditioning #READ ME DOCTOR READ ME #it materialises inside a bag of crisps #like he goes to eat some crisps #but NOPE TARDIS MANUAL #replaces his favourite shirt or something #Sexy’s unnumbered attempts to get him to OPEN THE DOORS CORRECTLY #and TURN OFF THE BRAKES ^ page number one just says PULL TO OPEN in enormous letters
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37-burgundy-wolverines: bethisa221bee: wholet: aro-rusco: themanwhocantdie: missargent: wonderfulnonsense: I wonder if the Doctor keeps throwing it out into black holes or something but it keeps reappearing in really passive-aggressive places. #in the shower #on his favorite tea cup #in his coat pocket #one morning he wakes up after throwing it into a particularly vicious black hole #and the manual is splayed open across his face #’IGNORE ME NOW I DARE YOU’ #Materialises on the ceiling and then just falls on top on his head at some point #appears on his chair #in the air conditioning #READ ME DOCTOR READ ME #it materialises inside a bag of crisps #like he goes to eat some crisps #but NOPE TARDIS MANUAL #replaces his favourite shirt or something #Sexy’s unnumbered attempts to get him to OPEN THE DOORS CORRECTLY #and TURN OFF THE BRAKES ^ page number one just says PULL TO OPEN in enormous letters
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37-burgundy-wolverines:

bethisa221bee:

wholet:

aro-rusco:

themanwhocantdie:

missargent:

wonderfulnonsense:

I wonder if the Doctor keeps throwing it out into black holes or something but it keeps reappearing in really passive-aggressive places.

#in the shower #on his favorite tea cup #in his coat pocket

#one morning he wakes up after throwing it into a particularly vicious black hole #and the manual is splayed open across his face #’IGNORE ME NOW I DARE YOU’

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#Materialises on the ceiling and then just falls on top on his head at some point #appears on his chair #in the air conditioning #READ ME DOCTOR READ ME #it materialises inside a bag of crisps #like he goes to eat some crisps #but NOPE TARDIS MANUAL #replaces his favourite shirt or something

#Sexy’s unnumbered attempts to get him to OPEN THE DOORS CORRECTLY #and TURN OFF THE BRAKES

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page number one just says PULL TO OPEN in enormous letters

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